CRAZY

Dear Patsy Cline.Your classic song is fab and one hundred percent worthy of blog analysis. However, I am not going to devote this blog to the craziness of trying to find love. Should I ever decide to tackle that sticky subject, you will receive your well deserved shout out. In the meantime, I needed to borrow your song title for the following...




(Crazy) things that do not make sense to me:

• songs about being special played to universal audiences
• if accept and except mean such different things, why do they have to sound so similar?
• urine is one of the cleanest substances around...shouldn't we wash our hands to go to the bathroom?
• the appeal of the Robert Pattinson 
• religious tolerance - if I don't tolerate you and you tell me I should be tolerant then your not tolerating my intolerance and we are right back where we started
• the D grade - so...your so much of a failure you couldn't even fail all the way? 
• the lyrics to "kiss from a rose"
• uggs- boots that you can't wear in the rain
• jumbo shrimp....?
• jeans without the butt pockets
• Obama's abs 
• purchasing a coupon book
• government money used to search for extraterrestrial life...do we not have enough problems with the life on our own planet? 
• children's bible stories- a brutal drowing of all mankind...but look at the cute little animal couples 
• the difference between your and you're (yes, I am aware this is just me)
• snack time at kid's soccer games - isn't exercise the point? 
• lady gaga- whats that madonna? your upset because everyone thinks lady gaga did it first? Yes, I would be too
• why we named serious diseases giggle-worthy names 
• light mayonnaise 
• going to dinner on the first date - nobody looks good while they are eating

Am I alone in these thoughts?